OK, so I’m all over the map, (technology wise) right now. One day I’m working with data masking on Oracle, the next it’s SQL Server or MySQL, and the next its DB2. After almost six months of this, the chaos of feeling like a fast food drive thru with 20 lanes open at all times […]Read More Optimizer Compatibility, Short Pants and Hot Sauce
It’s Friday and the last day of my first Summit conference. I’ve wanted to attend this conference for quite a few years, but with my focus on the Oracle side and scheduling date so close to Oracle Open World, I couldn’t justify it before joining Delphix. When I was offered a spot to join the […]Read More My First Microsoft Pass Summit Conference
I’ll be attending my very first Pass Summit next week and I’m really psyched! Delphix is a major sponsor at the event, so I’ll get to be at the booth and will be rocking some amazing new Delphix attire, (thank you to my boss for understanding that a goth girl has to keep up appearances […]Read More Pass Summit 2016 and Old School MSSQL DBA Skills
This is a living document that I will continue to update and will add new database platforms to as I go along in my career. I spend a lot of time translating database platforms I’ve worked in for all tiers of the technical business. It just seems natural that we might need a location on […]Read More The Rosetta Stone of Database Platforms
A couple folks have emailed me, looking for my slides from Oracle Open World. Both presentations can be viewed here at Enktiec’s website, along with all my great coworker’s presentations, as well. If you are still looking for my interview with Oracle Technology Network on contributing to the Oracle community and User group involvement, that […]Read More Slides from Oracle Open World and Other Schtuff!
I’m seeing a light at the end of the tunnel and it’s not a train, so that has to be good, right? 🙂 I wanted to send out a quick post and remind folks that I will be presenting at SQL Saturday #169 in Denver, hashtag #sqlsat169 presenting on the seemingly popular “Oracle for the […]Read More SQL Saturday #169 Tomorrow!
I ended up so wrapped up in everything going on when I returned home that I never did get my Miracle Oracle World 2012 post out on my blog, (bad DBA Goth Princess!:)) so here it is! Miracle Oracle World, (aka MOW2012, hashtag #MOW2012) is a yearly event held by Mogens Noorgard and his company […]Read More Miracle Oracle World 2012 Recap
~ The least questioned assumptions are often the most questionable ~ Paul Broca I’ve always found assumptions to be one of the most common cause of failures in software releases/maintenance windows. If I had a dime for every time I’ve heard, “I thought you were going to take care of/do that…” or “I didn’t involve […]Read More Assumptions- The Other DBA Killer
Chris Shaw from Colorado Springs SQL Server SQLPass group invited me to come speak at this wonderful group last week and I promised a few folks that I would upload my slides to my site, (they are also available via Chris, too…) The group is a small, close knit group that I was very pleased […]Read More Oracle for the SQL Server DBA Presentation Slides
Two things to be happy about today! 1st- Enkitec did a lovely announcement on Enkitec regarding my coming on board. I just arrived last night after three days at the main office in Irving, Tx, (Dallas area is lovely with all the fields of Blue Bonnet flowers this time of year…) and am psyched about […]Read More Enkitec and SQLPass, Colorado Springs Style
Users complained that a monthly financial report would no longer run SQLServer Reporting Services, (SSRS.) Upon investigation, it was found that this was a stored procedure that ran from one Annex database, sourcing from another and outer joins to a SQLServer database on a remote server through a linked server configuration. In attempts to run […]Read More SQL Server and Distributed Transaction Tuning
Part of this is going to be the SQL Server DBA in me ranting, so be patient and know as it says in the lovely site disclaimer, this is MY OPIONION and yes, I stick by this opinion 100%. I have very strong feelings on who and how a SQL Server, especially one with SSRS […]Read More The Rants of a SQL Server DBA