DBA Kevlar

Tips, tricks, (and maybe a few rants) so more DBAs become bulletproof!

You Know You’re Doing Too Much Database Work When…

This is when I know I’ve been doing too much database work in one day.  I awoke from a dream, quite early in the morning and was replaying it in my head.  The scenario went like this:

Scene:  City streets, obviously a murder scene with yellow tape drawn and bystanders watching off to the sides as the main characters, two seasoned detectives are discussing the decision to enter the crime scene.

Officer #1:  “Are we sure we covered our bases?  Is there anyway the criminal could have escaped the scene or we could have compromised the evidence when we entered the crime scene?”

Officer #2:  “Nope, positive we are in the clear-  I ran an ASH report before we did anything!”

Sigh… I need a vacation… :)

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