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I know you’ve read the title and are thinking, “Great, I’m going to learn how to write better presentations!” The truth is, it’s about how conferences do call for papers timelines, abstracts, as well as how we manage our content.
Timing Is Everything
In recent years, there’s been a scramble to get on the schedule for the best speakers. I remember when I first started as the director for RMOUG’s annual Training Days conference. I had to keep the opening date for Call For Papers, (CFP) secret, since the moment I opened the portal up, IOUG, ODTUG and UKOUG were sure to pounce- all focused on getting on the limited travel agendas for top notch conference speakers.
This resulted in these events having the CFP abstract content submitted 6-10 months before the event. Speakers would have no choice but to submit repeat, vague or incomplete abstract submissions, which invariably impacted the quality of what was presented at the event. I know a number of speakers are sitting back and saying, “Wait a minute…” but let me finish. The way the quality was impacted was in various ways and not in the way many would first consider:
First Isn’t Always Good
As I know RMOUG is about to open our CFP, part of me is torn on the way we always do this. One one hand, we want adequate time for people to submit abstracts, for our reviewers to have adequate time to review the content and that our scoring system is everything to our acceptances, but….but….. if I were to ensure I have the BEST content, what are some of the enhancements I’d want in place that I know as a speaker would significantly help?
The goal of this change would be to:
Fix the Software
“A good presentation is like a good whisky. Proper aging is important.”
The first time I give a presentation, I’m rarely happy with it. I want my messaging on fleek and it just rarely occurs where the story, the content slides and my brain has it all wrapped up tight. It seems I can go through it a 100 times before I get up on stage, but as I start presenting the material in front of audiences, the story comes together and this often creates a need to update the abstract.
Maybe its the control freaks in us on the database side of the house. Once our CFP is done, we lock down access for potential speakers to tweak anything. I don’t know about any other speakers, but as I submit throughout the year, I keep a running document of my abstracts. I tweak them as I go along and there are many times I’d like to update the ones I’ve already submitted as the talk “ages” and takes shape. I fall into the 50% of speakers that build a lot of content each year and this means I often show up at an event and realize the title I submitted hasn’t changed in the last 9 months, but the message has mutated with my experience giving the session and the summary that should draw the folks into the session just doesn’t match any longer.
It would be AWESOME to have abstract software that allows you to tweak your abstract and submit it to the conference director for seasoned speakers. We want to give the audience a great presentation, but I know at KSCOPE, my abstract was written 10 months before the conference, before I understood the power of what Delphix could do and if you read the summary in the catalog, no way I was reaching my real audience.
I *thought* I was really great at keeping track of all my profiles out on the internet. I get very frustrated when I can’t update them when I move to a new role or a new company and as much as some folks might tease me about moving around, the truth is, if you want to be a mover and a shaker, we’re often left with no choice but to move to shake it up.
I was completely confounded when someone told me that I had a profile that said I was an ACE Director still and that they had to go in and have it updated. I was sure they’d made a mistake and just missed the “alumni” behind it. I’m very good about ensuring I always copy and paste my biography from my document that I keep my abstracts in. I logged into the portal that was listed as the culprit and quickly noticed that is didn’t have my default “pasted” profile. It also listed my title with the word, “new” in front of it. It told me that for some reason, I’d attempted to edit instead of copy and paste over and it proved to me again that taking short cuts like this, no matter how benign they can seem just shows how easy human intervention causes human error. I had broken my own rule of editing a profile by hand and had paid for it.
For conference speaker bios, can we PLEASE, just link to speaker’s Linkedin profiles? We use bind variables in our code, so why would we have hard coded values for data that can change like our own information? It seems like a petty thing, but I can’t tell you how many times I’ve received emails asking me to update profiles that I don’t have access to or how it’s confused folks with out of date information that I can’t pin down the owner of.
Your Part as the Speaker
So what can I offer on becoming a better speaker? A few its of advice:
OK, time to fly home and face the music. Esme wants to know why I was cuddling another puppy at the KSCOPE puppy therapy circle in the exhibitor area two days ago. Look how happy the puppy was though! 🙂
I’m glad to be home after a couple weeks in Europe, speaking at both the Harmony 15 conference in beautiful Tallinn, Estonia and then as a keynote speaker at AOUG in lovely Vienna, Austria the week after. I get to pretty much stay close to home for the next two months, traveling only a bit, but I want to go over the upcoming conferences that I’ll be speaking at the next couple months.
I’ll be speaking, along with my peer, Loc Nhan at the event. I’m looking forward to seeing the Atlanta folks, like Bobby Curtis, Danny Bryant and Stewart Bryson. You can find specifics here.
August has a number of local events, along with all my work that I need to perform for RMOUG, so I’m sticking close to home! I’ll be the main speaker and assisting to coordinate a new challenge for the RMOUG Quarterly Education Workshop- A Family Coding day! We’ll start out the day at Elitches, before it opens, with a hands on demos from DeVoxx4Kids, Lady Coders and I’ll do a lab with the kids using Raspberry Pi. After the park opens and the kids go wild on the rides, we’ll continue with an EM12c day, introducing Hybrid Cloud and a hands on lab with the AWR Warehouse! All this will be on August 7th and should be up on the rmoug.org site soon, so keep an eye out for it!
I’ll be doing a few tech sessions, along with a joint keynote with Jeff Smith, from SQL Developer fame. We’ll be educating the tech masses on the value of social media to their careers and details can be found here.
It’s hard to believe it’s almost that time again, but yes, the biggest Oracle event in the world will be happening at the end of October this year and I’ll be ready, will you? 🙂
This is a new one for me and I can’t wait! The event will have me talking about why performance is important with Oracle and how to achieve it as a feature! This is being held in the great city of San Antonio, Tx and it should be a lovely time to be on the river walk in November! Details about this conference can be found here.
I am booked up through next year this time, but we’ll just stop at this event and I’ll update you more as the time gets closer! Thanks to everyone who’s granted me these great opportunities and look forward to seeing everyone at these incredible events!